Who are you?

When my minion was two, she was amazing. There was nothing terrible about her behavior. She didn’t throw tantrums, she did as she was told. Ah…I miss my two year old. There’s this kid living in my house now. I don’t know who she is. She’s awesome and weird. She throws tantrums and won’t takeContinueContinue reading “Who are you?”

Keeping it F*cking Classy

I am admittedly not very refined. I have the basic etiquette down, but I can’t guarantee I’ll always use them. You see, I’m all woman, but no one would call me a lady. Generally, I can conduct myself in polite society without spilling my unfiltered self all over the unsuspecting masses, but every now andContinueContinue reading “Keeping it F*cking Classy”